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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

DAMN ii

this is the second time i re-write this so that i don't sound as obnoxious and shallow as last time. worldcall better comply

One of the first pioneers of my blog tagged me. So in the spirit of joie de vivre and fellow bloggership camaraderie I will commence:
(1) 5 years ago: first year college, sleep derived, deranged, derogatory (of life, people, naiveté, men and ideals)
discovered event management, forgot how to draw and write

(2) 1 year ago: first job, hating single digit IQ creep of a boss
still sleep deprived, deranged, and a little less derogatory
discovered retail therapy and decided life was worth living as long as clothes were being sold
forgot how difficult it is to be Alone

(3) 5 songs I know all the words to:
grade 5: ice ice baby
grade 8: Mr vain
o levels: macarena
a levels: bomboleo
college: we didn't start the fire

(4) Snacks I enjoy: strawberries (NO CREAM), dark chocolate, OPTP tangy fries, Tabasco straight from the bottle, carrots

(5) Spend a $100 million dollars on:
Clothes: $1m
shoes: $2.5 m
house: $30m (france, new york, london, italy, spain, pakistan)
cars: $1m (diablo, the yellow supercar, the green little car with the white stripe) :)
investments: $ 98m (microsoft, apple, yahoo, google, anything else my advisors suggest)

(6) 5 places I would run away to:
my bed
in case my bed isn't available: any place my parents are at
in case my parents aren't available: any place with books & a TV
in case books and a TV aren't available: any place with art supplies and a laptop
in case art supplies and a laptop aren't available: any place with a view

(7) 5 things I would never wear: thong, thong, thong, thong, shoulder pads (no connection to thong)

(8) 5 fav TV shows:
it would be easier to mention the TV i would never watch:
the bits in fear factor when they eat gross stuff
soap operas
texas lone ranger
anything with chuck walker

(9) 5 greatest joys: eating, reading, writing/painting, doing math, hugging someone i love

(10) 5 favorite toys: dinkies (sp? the toy cars), the car with the pedals i could sit in and drive, the toy kitchens that actually had running water, the barbie with the cinderella shoes, the hairdryer for barbies

(11) 5 people i'm tagging: hmMm the three people who read this blog have already been tagged. so anyone reading this who thinks they know who i am.. you're tagged :)

8 comments:

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G said...

you know what's worse than worldcall? surprise visit by your boss *gags*.

naked feet said...

well that depends on where you and your boss were and what you were doing :)

it would be worse that worldcall if you were:
(a) in the toilet
(b) surfing an x rated site in your cubicle
(c) scratching any body part with an orifice

in most other instances, i would say worldcall is worse :)

G said...

how about spending precious analyst time surfing blogs and writing comments? :) but you're right, perhaps i do underestimate the congealed evil that is desinet. u win :D (and no loss ever smelt as sweet)

discopapaya said...

am i one of those three people?

i must be i practically stalk your blog!!!!

Zag said...

You don't know me, but I had to comment here..... the first thing you should invest your $100 million should be in a calculator :) $98m in investments and $30m in house alone is way more than $100m. Maybe you should fire your advisors and hire me instead.... btw, my advisory fee will be one million dollars per advice ;)

oh great.... another thong hater.... as i have said before to someone else.... what in God's name do paki girls have against thongs :(((((((((

naked feet said...

zag: a calculator doesn't cost a million bucks :)

my investments came first.. the rest was just spending of pocket change from the interest & dividends :)

and i don't have anything against thongs per se.. just wouldn't like to have a wedgie for hours on end..